Tune: “Alouette”
(Female volunteer required)
CHORUS:
Aahlawetta, gentile aahlawetta,
Aahlawetta je te plumerai.
LEADER:
Does she have ze stringy hair?
ALL:
Oui, she has ze stringy hair,
LEADER:
Stringy hair,
ALL:
Stringy hair,
LEADER:
Aahlawett! Aah, Aah, Aah. . .
CHORUS
LEADER:
Does she have ze furrowed brow?
ALL:
Yes she has ze furrowed brow,
LEADER:
Furrowed brow,
ALL:
Furrowed brow,
LEADER:
Stringy hair,
ALL:
Stringy hair,
LEADER:
Aahlawett! Aah, Aah, Aah. . .
CHORUS
MORE–
Wooden eye (Yes I would!). . .
Broken nose. . .
Blow job lips. . .
Cum stained teeth. . .
Double chin. . .
Swinging tits. . .
Beer belly. . .
Bulbous butt. . .
Furry thing. . .
Thunder thighs. . .
Rug burned knees. . .
Pigeon toes. . .
LEADER:
Now isn’t she a very nice girl?
ALL:
Yes she is a very nice girl,
LEADER:
With the…
(REPEAT ALL ABOVE)
