Tune: Twelve Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
A hand job that wasn’t worth a fuck – on-on-on.
Second day – two shit house doors
Third day – three French whores
Fourth day – four calling girls
Fifth day – five blow jobs
Sixth day – six 69ers
Seventh day – seven sucking sisters
Eighth day – eight aching assholes
Ninth day – nine gnawed off nipples
Tenth day – ten torn off titties
Eleventh day – eleven leaping lesbians
Twelfth day – twelve twats a’twitching.
